my dad has two dishes memorized: pancakes and the pizza delivery number
(via ladiscunt)
my dad has two dishes memorized: pancakes and the pizza delivery number
(via ladiscunt)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE
Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.
(via pizza)
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
sweetie you have to eat all that ass before you’re excused from the dinner table
*pushes ass off of the table for the dog to eat* yeah mom i ate it all
(via pizza)
This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.