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David. New York! Love music, any kind 'cept country. I'll fill in more at a later date..

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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vidreebro:

im going to cry

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nosdrinker:

oh my god

nosdrinker:

oh my god

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dirtyberd:

Me

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These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 5. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 6. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 7. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 8. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 9. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 11. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 12. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 13. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 15. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 16. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 17. How often do you masturbate?
  • 18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 19. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 20. How big is your penis?
  • 21. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 23. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 24. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 25. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 26. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 27. Do you like your butt?
  • 28. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 29. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 30. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 31. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 32. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 33. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 34. Spit or swallow?
  • 35. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 37. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?
  • 39. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 40. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 41. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 42. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 43. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 44. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 45. What are your favorite positions?
  • 46. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 47. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 48. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 49. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 50. Have you have phone sex?
  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

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obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

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